Hoist the Colors
Soon I will bring up the correct, complete Hoist the Colors lyrics. Be sure to sing the song so long you are not ignorant of its meaning!

Welcoming myself?
Mood:  irritated
Topic: I welcome myself.

       Hello, maties! I, Captain Teague Sparrow, have finally gotten around to making my son, Jack, make me a blog, whatever that means.

       I've also read Voldemort's blog (More commonly known as the Dark Lord's Blog). Sadly, I have no link to it. Perhaps, one day I'll get young Sparrow to make his own...

       On to business! Here I will put down the Pirate Code, better known as the Pirata Codex, one law at a time. I will start on me next post.